own world.
"See that red boat over there? Isn't that weird?"
"What boat?"
"You didn't see the boat?" (Sighs loudly.) "Honestly, sometimes I think you live on a different planet than me."
"And what planet would THAT be?"
"Me? I live on the same planet as everyone else. YOU live on some other parallel planet that exists only in your head."
"But my planet is more fun?"
"Only to the extent that it appears to populated by ponies, puppies, and singing gnomes made from gummy bears."
"What boat?"
"You didn't see the boat?" (Sighs loudly.) "Honestly, sometimes I think you live on a different planet than me."
"And what planet would THAT be?"
"Me? I live on the same planet as everyone else. YOU live on some other parallel planet that exists only in your head."
"But my planet is more fun?"
"Only to the extent that it appears to populated by ponies, puppies, and singing gnomes made from gummy bears."
posted by m at 2:12 PM
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a very late comment, but i, too, think i live on that other planet...
never later than never! and it's always good to know that we're not alone!
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