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1. Give into craving for pie and pulled into neighborhood Zippy's, purchase entire chocolate cream pie for self.
2. With pie in hand, walk back to car to find person in next spot parked 7 inches from driver-side door.
3. Try passenger side door, discover cannot fit ass into car on this side, either.
4. Again, with pie in hand, crawl through back of hatchback and into driver seat.
= Sequence of events that will inevitably make you feel like a cow. (But totally worth it. Pie. Mmmm.)
2. With pie in hand, walk back to car to find person in next spot parked 7 inches from driver-side door.
3. Try passenger side door, discover cannot fit ass into car on this side, either.
4. Again, with pie in hand, crawl through back of hatchback and into driver seat.
= Sequence of events that will inevitably make you feel like a cow. (But totally worth it. Pie. Mmmm.)
posted by m at 4:31 PM
2 Comments:
Bwahahahaaa, awesome. Albert has been making lots of pies lately. Latest: plum cobbler. mmm tart!
This totally sounds like you. Awesome post :)
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