lame.

P to Birdie:

"Stop being lame, sweetie."
"What's lame?"
"Lame is when you drape yourself over your breakfast and complain about everything that's wrong with it, instead of just eating it. That's lame."

Birdie pauses to think about this.

"But I liiiiiiiiiike being lame!"

Because some days everything really IS just too sticky, too soft, too hot, and just too hard to cut.