it's all relative.

This story was all over everywhere last year, and my friend Jay and I just never got over it. "Nude man on crack in alligator rescue" is now our code for "could be worse." Because, you know. It's all relative.



"Jay. You realize it's noon on a Wednesday and I think we're drunk?"
"Yup."
"But we're still not nude man on crack in alligator rescue. Right?"
"Nope." (pause) "At least, not yet."