stop it. no, really.
I just discovered that there is someone out there wiring themselves cash with my credit card!
What might they be doing with this ill-gotten cash?
While I like to think that this hard-up soul is buying organic fruit for starving children and gas to keep their dog rescue operation afloat, in reality, they are probably doing something with my money like shopping at Forever 21 while drinking out of a polystyrene cup and pouring oil down the stormdrain. Possibly all while driving a stolen Hummer, or something. And, you know, paying their membership fees for the Paris Hilton Fan Club.
ARG.
What might they be doing with this ill-gotten cash?
While I like to think that this hard-up soul is buying organic fruit for starving children and gas to keep their dog rescue operation afloat, in reality, they are probably doing something with my money like shopping at Forever 21 while drinking out of a polystyrene cup and pouring oil down the stormdrain. Possibly all while driving a stolen Hummer, or something. And, you know, paying their membership fees for the Paris Hilton Fan Club.
ARG.
posted by m at 9:18 PM
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