constructive criticism.

Why so many copies of War and Peace go unread:

"This is kind of hard to read," she says, wrinkling her nose.
"In what way? Is the font too small?" he asks, with concern.
"Nooooooooo," she says thoughtfully. She holds the page at arm's length, tilts her head, and sighs. "There are just, like, so many... (pause)... words."