we win.

Yes, Hawaii votes last. And yes, despite our illegal annexation to the continent, more than half of Americans think that Hawaii is a foreign county*. Yes, the election gets called practically before our polls close. AND despite the fact that we have just as many electoral votes as say, Vermont, no, there aren't many who bother to waste time or money wondering much about what Hawaii voters are thinking.

But let it be known that, in Hawaii? Last night? We voted for Obama by the highest margin of any state. He's our guy. That means that while YOU might love Obama, WE love him more. So there, continent.

*Statistic based on the fact that it, um, feels true, rather than actual fact.